2. No longer shall people find me insisting that there’s really ‘no need at all’ for them to come visit/ bring gifts/ celebrate my birthday. I shall hereforth be adopting an entirely different approach, and Miss Piggy-stylee devoting most of the upcoming 365 days to myself. I would like, in fact, to take this opportunity to invite you all to this weekend’s ‘At Home’ event- entry only on production of food/ salacious gossip/ carefully worded ode to me/some toilet roll (yesterday’s guests seem to have devoured it)
Egregious enthusiasm cont.
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