Well, this is pretty tough as I absolutely HATE talking about myself.
I spend most of my time: confusing tourists with imperiously given false directions
I spend the rest of my time: breaking down frosty exteriors with my ice-pick wit
I like: picking the cashews out of the mixed nut selection
I dislike: people who are funnier than me
I’m listening to: a band you haven’t even heard of yet. But they’re going to be huge. Then I’ll be smug.
I’m eating: probably something I snuck off your plate. Gosh that dining in the dark restaurant was brilliant for me.
I’m drinking: yes.