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How to save time/ Show people how busy you are

It’s very important to multi-task, especially for someone as busy and in-demand as myself, so I’ve come up with a few things you can do, whilst also doing other things.

1. Household chores whilst cooking.
I trialed this yesterday, when I noticed that Tescos was advising me to cook my stir-fry vegetables for 8 minutes. ‘Well,’ I thought. ‘That’s going to be pretty boring. I might as well pop out and post those letters I need to send.’

Time saved: 7 minutes
Risk to life: high. Though not to mine. To my sleeping housemate, high.

2. Talking on the phone whilst doing household chores
Before doing this, it is important to determine what level of hygenie your flatmates expect when they ask you to ‘clean the bathroom’, because frankly, if you’re on the phone, there’s a whole side of the bath that isn’t going to get cleaned, unless it accidentally gets splashed by rogue water from the bath taps. (I have written before, at length, on my hatred of baths, so personally I feel even turning the taps is really going above-and-beyond)

Time saved: unsure, as I’ve never really cleaned properly, but I’m guessing 4 hours

3. Sending emails on the toilet (number 2, number one is more for tweeting)
The added benefit of this is that you feel like one of those super-high-powered business women. You’re like Condoleezza Rice, only even more impressive, because you are also taking care of your bodaay.

Time saved: A solid 2 minutes.

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Go Cupid

My friend told me she was signing up to a free online dating website.

I hate to be left out, so I signed up too. (No, seriously. I often volunteer to accompany people to routine GP appointments and grocery shopping. You never know what might happen, and if you’re there, the possibility of missing it is greatly reduced).

I called my friend a couple of days later. ‘I’m not sure about this site,’ I told her. ‘For a start, my inbox is overflowing. I gave them my actual email address, so it’s becoming very annoying.’ ‘Oh,’ She replied sympathetically. ‘Obviously I gave a hotmail account.’

I swallowed my anger at her selfish organization, and kept talking. ‘I’m not sure the people on this site are normal,’ I said carefully. ‘Oh no,’ She agreed cheerfully. ‘They’re terribly weird. I would never date any of them.’ I wondered briefly why my friend had been so keen for us to sign up to this dating site, but continued bravely. ‘They keep sending me odd messages,’ I told her. ‘And the site wants me to fill out endless questionnaires.’

‘Oh yes,’ She replied. ‘I’ve avoided all that.’

I had not. So now a lot of very personal and highly sensitive information is floating around on the internet. I can’t believe I told the whole world my favourite wine gum flavour. Although such good questions have restored my faith in the dating site matching algorithms.

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